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I wish I'd said

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• I have plenty of talent and vision.I just don't give a hoot.
• How about "never"? Is never good for you?
• It sounds like English but I don't understand a word you're saying.
• I see you've set aside a special time to humiliate yourself in public.
• You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers.
• I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
• I will always cherish the initial misconceptions that I had about you.
• I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
• I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
• Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
• What am I? A flypaper for freaks?
• I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
• You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.
• Who me? I just wander from room to room.
• My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys.