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10 things NOT to say when cutting someone's hair
- I really like Kojak, don't you?
- One day this will be fashionable
- Sheep shearing! Don't talk to me about sheep shearing.
I still have nightmares.
- If you use hair gel nobody will notice.
- I bet you look good in a hat.
- Where do you keep the sticking plasters?
- How many ears did you start out with?
- My optician says I do very well for having my level of vision.
- Isn't it funny how much these electric hair clippers make your hands shake.
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