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10 things NOT to say when cutting someone's hair

  1. Oops!
  2. I really like Kojak, don't you?
  3. One day this will be fashionable
  4. Sheep shearing! Don't talk to me about sheep shearing. I still have nightmares.
  5. If you use hair gel nobody will notice.
  6. I bet you look good in a hat.
  7. Where do you keep the sticking plasters?
  8. How many ears did you start out with?
  9. My optician says I do very well for having my level of vision.
  10. Isn't it funny how much these electric hair clippers make your hands shake.



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