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- I have plenty of talent and vision.I just don't give a hoot.
- How about "never"? Is never good for you?
- It sounds like English but I don't understand a word you're saying.
- I see you've set aside a special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- You are validating my inherent mistrust in strangers.
- I'm already visualising the duct tape over your mouth.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions that I had about you.
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
- Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
- What am I? A flypaper for freaks?
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- You sound reasonable......time to up my medication.
- Who me? I just wander from room to room.
- My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys.