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If at first you don't succeed... blame someone else & seek counselling.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me.
Earth is full - Go home
So many pedestrians - so little time.
Cleverly diguised as a responsible adult.
The face is familiar but I can't quite remember my name.
Illiterate? Write for help.
He who hesitates is not only lost but miles from the next exit.
I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
Boldly going nowhere.
Cats:The other white meat.
Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
All men are animals. Some just make better pets.
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.